A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting.

First things first, but not necessarily in that order.

Stupid expression, 'stands to reason.' Why isn't it 'lie down to reason?' Much easier to reason lying down.

Would you mind not standing on my chest? My hat's on fire

You're a classic example of the inverse ratio betweeen the size of the mouth and the size of the brain.

All right! I confess, I confess. I confess to your being a bigger idiot than I thought.

You and I are scientists, professor. We purchase the right to experiment at the cost of total responsibility.

You can't rule the world in hiding. You've got to come out on the balcony sometimes and wave a tentacle.

There's no point being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes.

Think you've seen it all? Think again. Outside those doors, we might see anything. We could find new worlds, terrifying monsters, impossible things. And if you come with me... nothing will ever be the same again!