Skip to Content

Quotes by The Doctor

"The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. Instead of altering their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views. Which can be very uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering."

A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting.

Third Doctor

First things first, but not necessarily in that order.

Fourth Doctor

Stupid expression, 'stands to reason.' Why isn't it 'lie down to reason?' Much easier to reason lying down.

Fourth Doctor

Would you mind not standing on my chest? My hat's on fire

Fourth Doctor

You're a classic example of the inverse ratio betweeen the size of the mouth and the size of the brain.

Fourth Doctor

All right! I confess, I confess. I confess to your being a bigger idiot than I thought.

Fourth Doctor

You and I are scientists, professor. We purchase the right to experiment at the cost of total responsibility.

Fourth Doctor

You can't rule the world in hiding. You've got to come out on the balcony sometimes and wave a tentacle.

Fourth Doctor

There's no point being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes.

Fourth Doctor

Status

Bleeding Heart does not have a status.

Latest Status Updates

Ginrummy Ray Harryhausen, Visual Effects Master, Dies Aged 92 2 weeks ago
SheldonCooper Iron Man 3 review will be live first thing in the morning! 2 weeks ago
SheldonCooper @Kevin Long Second, it reminds us to never stop looking to the future and trying to make it better. Everything Trek's ever stood for 2 weeks ago
SheldonCooper @Kevin Long Observing a fictional event like First Contact Day is, first and foremost, just fun. 2 weeks ago
Kevin Long @SheldonCooper: can you comemorate an event before it happens? Or what about celebrating an event that didn't, like September 13th, 1999? 3 weeks ago
SheldonCooper @Kevin Long according to Star Trek, April 5, 2063 will be the day we make FC with the Vulcans. Thus, April 5 is FC day 3 weeks ago
Kevin Long @SheldonCooper: Huh? First contact day? 5 weeks ago