This is either really blasphemous, or really funny, depending on how much eggnog and stress you're going on right now.  John Scalzi has come up with some contemporary Hollywood commentary on the movie version of the Nativity story.

http://whatever.scalzi.com/2014/12/22/script-notes-on-the-birth-of-jesus/

Somebody, somewhere, is gonna get hit by a custom-made lightning bolt...