TV Review: Smallville:Doomsday

What in bloody blue blazes was that?
Seriously, was it just me, or was that 2/3 of a good episode, capped off with a great action scene... and then about fifteen minutes that made no sense whatsoever?

Spoilers...

Micro-Recap: Cosmic Boy returns from the future to warn Clark that he was about to die... again, and asks Clark to send Doomsday to the future for the Legion to handle (Wow. Good idea! Therefore Clark must reject it). Clark assembles the Justice League (well, Impulse and Black Canary) to help him take down Doomsday. Oliver crashes the meeting, and Clark outs him as Lex's murderer.
Somebody blew out Tess's safe from the inside and the Kandorian(!) orb is missing. She confronts Lois, who insults Tess' lack of referents for her pronouns, so Tess hits Lois with a book. A catfight ensues, with two actors and six stuntwomen (it seems).
[Republibotlet 2.3 believes this to be the pinnacle of good acting: a convincing catfight.]
They wallow around on the ground a bit, and Lois finds the replacement Legion time travel ring of Clark's and poof!

The League finds Chloe and Davis... and immediately shoot Clark in the back with a green kryptonite arrow, because he's so annoying. They leave him out on the street while they attempt to kill Davis. Chloe wakes up, slaps Davis with Black Kryptonite (separating Davis from Doomsday). Doomsday then mows through the JL like tissue paper and escapes.

Jimmy finds Clark and plucks out the glowy green arrow. Jimmy figures out that Clark is some sort of "Super.......guy". Clark acknowledges it, tells Jimmy to give Chloe her wedding present... and leaves in a red-blue blur. He finds the battered JL, and reinstitutes his rather vague plan. Using his super hearing, he finds Doomsday and proceeds to fight him in a really cool fight sequence... catching cars? Check. Punching each other through buildings? Check. Doomsday hitting Clark REALLY HARD with spiky fists? Check! Clark sweeping Doomsday up and plunging him into a huge explosion? Check!

And during the commercial break, the show loses about 75 IQ points.
Jimmy has taken Chloe and Davis to a beautiful apartment- his 'present' to Chloe. He now understands everything, he's on the verge of reconciling with Chloe... and Davis spears the kid. Turns out that Davis' human half isn't much better than the Kryptonian half. Davis turns to attack Chloe, and shish-ka-Jim returns the impaling favor. He then dies in Chloe's arms.

Yes, you read that right. They killed Jimmy Olsen.
At the funeral, the JL is there in civies as is Jimmy's bow-tie wearing little brother. Chloe gives him Jimmy's camera. Dinah (Black Canary) Lance appears to comfort Chloe, while Ollie spies Clark down by the river. Ollie sheds a tear and leaves.

Clark shows up at Chloe's new digs, with no explanation as to how he survived the big ba-da-boom... he's going to give up human emotion, because apparently humanity is bad. Lois is still missing, Jimmy is dead and there's huge chunks of stuff that is unexplained.

In the epilogish sort of thing, the Orb has come back to visit Tess, and then a naked (and I suspect nekkidish) humanoid appears standing on what I believe to be General Zod's symbol, very much like the cover of Rush's 2112 album.

Observations---
The synopsis is my attempt to make some sense of the plot... which dropped off the face of the earth around the end of the third act.
In the fourth act, the dialog made no sense, didn't jibe with what we'd seen and made me think that someone had accidently assemble-edited the episode out of sequence. It was baffling, redefining non-sequitur for a new generation. Why follow a great action sequence (and a not bad, if nonsensical, catfight) with a badly underwritten final sequence? Heck, if they'd ended with the 'splosion, I'd've been looking forward to next season... now... not so much. Zod? REALLY???? And Kal-El becomes Spock?

Yeesh. I can see a glimmer of hope for next season, as Clark re-re-re discovers his humanity.... but I really want him to become Superman next season.

Oh well.

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Sam White's picture
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Was Chloe pregnant in her final scene?

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I think somewhere out there is a two-hour episode of which we were shown the one-hour Reader's Digest version.

And how many commedians have suggested that Superman would have nothing to do without Jimmy and Lois getting kidnapped? One down, one to go.

My last thought on this is that if this were to be a series finale (it's not, don't worry) having Clark walk out on Chloe would have been such a wonderfully nihilistic way to end it all.

... and then come back 5 years later with a "Superman Returns" with actors that can play their parts.

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...Forgot about that. And I've been reviewing Iron Man, though I admit I'm not really in to it.

Ok, no live-action genre shows. When's SGU starting up?

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That's a positive, I guess....

I really doubt that they're bringing him back. We have body, coffin, graveside service (including Psalm 23) and grieving family.

I'm assuming that you mean 'Genre shows producing new episodes currently', and I'd have to disagree. Batman: The Brave and the Bold is running a new ep tomorrow night.

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Well, you've really got to hand it to them for not being slaves to continuity, and deciding to go their own way with the hand they've been dealt, and the characters the Warners suits have allowed them to amortize.

Unless this is all part of a tedious cosmic reboot two-parter, and next season starts out with Lois waking up and seeing Jimmy in the shower and saying "It was all just a dream...."

Correct me if I'm wrong, here, but as of tonight there are no genre shows on TV that either of us have any interest in, right?

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