Monday, January 14, 2013 - 00:00

Every so often, we here at Republibot have to justify our name by putting up something vaguely related to politics. After all, this is supposed to be a science fiction site with a Conservative spin.
So as a Public Service, I am here posting a list of Ways To Tell Whether You're A Republican Or a Democrat. I have no idea who originally wrote it; it was sent to me as an email forward by a friend of mine who is politically to the right of Rush Limbaugh.
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If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
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If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
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If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
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If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
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If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
- If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
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If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
- If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
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A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.
- If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
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Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.
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If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
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A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
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If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
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A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.
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If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
- A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".
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Consider this "forwarded."
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