HOT-BUTTON POLITICAL ISSUES

Every so often, we here at Republibot have to justify our name by putting up something vaguely related to politics.  After all, this is supposed to be a science fiction site with a Conservative spin.
 
So as a Public Service, I am here posting a  list of Ways To Tell Whether You're A Republican Or a Democrat.  I have no idea who originally wrote it; it was sent to me as an email forward by a friend of mine who is politically to the right of Rush Limbaugh.
 

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

 

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
 

If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

 

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
 

If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

 

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

 

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

 

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

 

Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.

 

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
 

A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

 

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
 

A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.

 

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
 

A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".

 

 

Consider this "forwarded."