DAYS OF FUTURE PAST: The Fashions of the Future, Nine Years In To The Past

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"It's the sleeves what does it"

Most of this doesn't look to ridiculous to my untrained male eye, and I can actually see chicks going nuts for the "Cantilevered Shoes," but what the freackin' bloody hell is up with the viking prince thing the guy is wearing.
"Hey, Bill, remember parachute pants? What the hell were we thinking?"
"Yeah, we looked ridiculous as teens the the '80s, but this goatee-and-hubcap-crown prince valliant look will never go out of style."
"Indeed, I'm glad we came to our senses. You know, I'm thinking of getting a larger phone...."
Honestly, Emperor Ming of Mongo would be saying these guys looked a bit fey...