This is the Star Wars series, as told by a woman who's never seen it, but thinks she's picked up enough of it by osmosis to know how it goes
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Sorry for the format breaking size thing.
I'm reminded of a horribly embarasing incident in my youth when some Liberal Democrats asked me to explain Watergate to them. I knew nothing about it, but faked my way through it while they were laughing and laughing and laughing. I expect it must have sounded something like this to them