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Episode Review: Smallville: Pandora

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In the fast moving teaser, Lois is comatose from the Clark kiss, kidnapped by Tess and strapped into a convenient but oh-so-implausible memory viewer machine. We see her memories of the future- a desolate Metropolis, a large black Kryptonian with powers and a Red Sun…

And Clark's 'S' shield T-Shirt, hanging from a flagpole… tattered and waving in the breeze…

Gee, that was good and dense. How 'bout the rest of the episode?
After the jump....

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EPISODE REVIEW: Smallville: "Idol" (Season 9, episode 8)

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This episode started with a guiding light falling on Clark and Lois in bed, apparently enjoying the days of their lives together. It was soon noticed, though, that Clark was in need of the services of a general hospital as there was a scar on his cheek. It was then that we--the audience--began to suspect something was amiss and we were soon proven right as this proved to be a dream Lois was relating to her therapist (a woman of the Bob “How does that make you feel?” Newhart variety of counselors).

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EPISODE REVIEW: SMALLVILLE: "Kandor"

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Tonight on Smallville, do we get any kneeling before Zod? Maybe a little...

Kryptonian Civil War--- A medic is taking blood from all the members of Zod's battalion. Jor-El stops the process before it gets to Zod. Kandor goes up in a fireball. We cut to Earth where we find Zod speechifying. Apparently having their blood taken was the last memory they all had. Zod blames Jor-El for their lack of powers--- and they may be right, but not for the reasons they think.

More after the jump!

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EPISODE REVIEW: SMALLVILLE "Crossfire" (Season 9, Episode 7)

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Tonight, we ask the musical question "What exactly is Oliver's defect?" and can a streetwalker/streetfighter combination be a good chauffeur?

Nobody kneels before Zod-- especially Tess; and Lois and Clark take a shot at morning television.

All this and more after the jump.

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ABBREVIATED EPISODE REVIEW: SMALLVILLE: Roulette (Season 9 Episode 5)

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Because I have a life, I missed the first half of Smallville tonight… and my primitive time shifting equipment malfunctioned badly. Soo, we're going to see how much I can figure out from just watching the last half of the episode. Don't worry folks (and those of you who use my reviews for the recaps…. welcome!) I'll watch the whole episode online when it's posted and update this… We'll see how close I get!

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EPISODE REVIEW: SMALLVILLE: Echo (Season 9, Episode 4)

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The fastest reviews of Smallville online continue- tonight, we're treated to a premise predicated by the love theme from Superman: The Motion Picture. Yes, tonight, Clark develops telepathy.

So, Can You Read My Mind? If you can, you'll know how much I'm grateful that the song never made it into the episode...

Read on for more!

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EPISODE REVIEW: SMALLVILLE: RABID (Season 9, Episode 3)

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It was inevitable with Blackest Night and the coming Zombie Apocalypso that Clark Kent and company would become involved in the war.... what 28 months later... after the initial zombie craze.

Let's see if Kal-El and Co. bring anything new to the party

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EPISODE REVIEW: Smallville: Savior (Season 9, Episode 1)

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Premiere week continues... this time with the ninth (!!!) season opener of Smallville. So does Mr. Kent put on a costume and learn to fly? Finally?

Well, I'll tell you ... after the jump.

As usual, I'll spoil the heck out of it.

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