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REAL VS. REEL: Maybe Nukes Aren’t All That Destructive After All…

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Before we begin, I’d like to make it very very clear that none of us here at Republibot are mouth breathing doofuses who think Nuclear War would be fun and ‘mostly’ winnable (In a George C. Scott sense). Any way you slice it, Nuclear War comes up nuts, and it’s very very very bad for everyone involved. So for the benefit of any liberal types trolling this site, don’t go telling your friends that we’re advocating nuclear war because we’re not. We’re against it.

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BREAKING NEWS: NASA admits Global Warming probably has nothing to do with air pollution, or humans at all

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We here at Republibot have long gone on record as being dubious about this whole "Global Warming" thing. Our individual opinions vary from outright disbelief that the phenomenon is actually happening to a grudging admission that something is going on, but we're unsure whether or not it has anything to do with us stupid humans. All three of us agree, however, that fear of Global Warming has been shamefully used to scare people out of their money and their votes. And it's been highly effective at that.

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So how big of a crater would that make, anyway?

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Ever wonder exactly how much damage an object striking the earth from space would do? This amazingly sweet calculator lets you work it out! http://www.lpl.arizona.edu/impacteffects/ Angle of impact, speed, size of the body hitting earth, mass, and it gives you just multi-orgasmic levels of specific information as to the destruction and mayhem that would ensue. It’s very very cool.

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