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ORIGINAL FICTION: "Bob and the Monastery of Blood (Part 3)" by Republibots 2.0 and 3.0 and Paula Tabor

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PLEASE NOTE: This is part three of a four-part story. Part 1 is online here http://www.republibot.com/content/original-fiction-bob-and-monastery-blo... and Part 2 is online here http://www.republibot.com/content/original-fiction-bob-and-monastery-blo...

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“Storm’s a-comin,” one of the ranchers told me. Monsoon season was about to begin in the north, which meant more Kirby swarms. For the past couple days, we and Saint Salome’s had been taking in families to protect them.

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ORIGINAL FICTION: "Bob and the Monastery of Blood (Part 2)" by Republibots 2.0 and 3.0 and Paula Tabor

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PLEASE NOTE: This is part 2 of a 4-part story. Part 1 is online here: http://www.republibot.com/content/original-fiction-bob-and-monastery-blo...

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I was flying low in my paraglider, there was wreckage of a paraglider on the ground. A trail of smoke let from my plane to the wreckage. “Know this before you die,” I said…

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ORIGINAL FICTION: "Bob and the Monastery of Blood" by Republibots 2.0 and 3.0 and Paula Tabor

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Blackness, pain, dizziness, pain, couldn’t move, couldn’t breathe, pain, panic, , nonexistence. Suddenly alert, blinding light, pain, still couldn’t breathes, still couldn’t move. Something wet pooling beneath me, was that blood? Panic, the blackness again. Blind in one eye. More panic. Confusion behind the panic, looking for anything to hold on to, then, the blessed return to unconsciousness. Many times over, it seemed, an eternity.

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ORIGINAL FICTION: "Laodicians (Conclusion)" By Republibot 3.0

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PLEASE NOTE: This is part two of the story. Part one is online here: http://www.republibot.com/content/original-fiction-laodicians-part-1-rep...

Lev let out a long sigh, and sat down. “That’s a lot to take in, Galina,” he said.

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ORIGINAL FICTION: "Laodicians, Part 1" by Republibot 3.0

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“What’s ‘Catholicism?’” The girl asked. She and the well-dressed stranger were standing in line, waiting for the restroom. It was never a good idea to get launched in a rocket with a full bladder. She was extremely pretty: tall, thin, curvy, black skin, blonde hair, and blue eyes with epicanthic folds; the kind of classical Gagarin look that was enjoying something of a comeback at the moment. He’d made a point of striking up conversation with her. She hadn’t recognized the word when it came up.

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ORIGINAL FICTION: "Draconian Sunset" (Conclusion)

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The Nex crashed.

It later turned out that some fundamentalist Earth Firsters had blown the rectenna in Veracruz, claiming that even taking energy from space was a sin. This collapsed every power grid tied into it. From Acapulco to San Francisco, the entire west coast of the United States went black.

For three days Jean Paul and his family became increasingly twitchy and paranoid as they suffered from Simstim withdrawal. The entire world did, really.

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ORIGINAL FICTION: "Draconian Sunset" (Part 1)

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Jean Paul Weeks woke up with two girls and eight breasts, duplicates being the fashion of the day. He got up, put in his beard extensions, put on a conservative pair of crotchless leather pants, kissed his wives goodby, and headed off to work. It was a morning like any other.

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