The Pope's not the only high-profile leader-type guy to be retiring today.  Now's your chance to catch a last glimpse of the icon behind the icon, the man behind the machine, in this interview with outgoing Editor-In-Chief Republibot 3.0.  Find out what makes him tick...besides gears and sprockets and springs and stuff.  Learn about his rules for writing, and how to get revenge on a truly horrible book by eating it.

C'mon, read it...you know you want to...