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REPUBLIBOT WEEKEND MOVIE PREVIEW: Movies Opening 11-06-09

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The wind ripped through their hair as they sped down the road, their laughter getting lost in the slip stream behind their little convertible. The stars shown down on them and their eyes twinkled back. Susan smiled over at him and reached over to gently touch the side of his face. Tommy glanced over and his face split in a big smile as he leaned into her hand. She caressed his cheek softly and moved over closer to him and then whispered seductively into his ear, “ I‘m not reviewing anything here, so unless stated otherwise I’ve not seen any of the movies in this ‘Preview’. All I am doing is quite thoughtlessly passing judgment on films that are scheduled to open this week and that I haven’t researched at all (not in the least). All of the film information, including the plot summary, has been pulled from the Opening This Week page of IMDb (http://www.imdb.com/nowplaying/). In this week’s installment of the Republibot Weekend Movie Preview we are taking a look at: The Fourth Kind, A Christmas Carol, and The Men Who Stare At Goats – among others….”

Tommy shivered and kissed her lightly on the brow as they sped down the deserted old road. He smiled into her eyes and said, “Do you want to see something really scary…?”

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REPUBLIBOT WEEKEND MOVIE PREVIEW: Movies Opening 10-30-09

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Mary ducked her head and darted forward through the hall, flailing the butcher knife from the kitchen in her right hand as she ran. Her gasps caught in her throat, threatening to turn into a desperate cry for help. A scream for anyone to save her. But she couldn’t afford to lose control now, not when she was so close to getting out of the house. And then she stumbled on something. She hit the floor hard and wrenched herself around as quickly as possible and saw Billy, covered in blood, red bubbles forming in his nostrils. He was reaching for her, pain and loneliness and fear etched in his eyes. He coughed and spoke, his voice slow, cracked and stretching, “ I‘m not reviewing anything here, so unless stated otherwise I’ve not seen any of the movies in this ‘Preview’. All I am doing is quite thoughtlessly passing judgment on films that are scheduled to open this week and that I haven’t researched at all (not in the least). All of the film information, including the plot summary, has been pulled from the Opening This Week page of IMDb (http://www.imdb.com/nowplaying/). In this week’s installment of the Republibot Weekend Movie Preview we are taking a look at: This Is It, and Gentlemen Broncos – among others….”

Mary began to sob, her body shuddering, and as she pushed herself slowly away from him a shadow blocked out the entry way light behind her…

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REPUBLIBOT THURSDAY WEEKEND MOVIE PREVIEW: Movies Opening 10-23-09

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So, there we were, sitting at the red light, waiting for the green to come, revving our engines when Bob Falfa turned to me from his car and smiled. I tried to smile back, but my compulsive swallowing from barely supressed anxiety made it difficult to pull off with any sense of confidence. I nodded my head at him with what I hoped was nonchalance and said, “ I am not actually reviewing anything here, so unless stated otherwise I have not seen any of the movies in this ‘Preview’. All I am doing here is quite thoughtlessly passing judgment on films that are scheduled to open this week and that I have not researched at all (honestly, not at all). All of the film information, including the plot summary, has been pulled from the Opening This Week page of IMDb (http://www.imdb.com/nowplaying/). In this week’s installment of the Thursday Weekend Movie Preview we are taking a look at: Saw IV, The Vampire’s Assistant, and Amelia – among others.”

He grinned back at me, winked and then the light turned green…

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